Funny Story

Here's a bit of humor for everyone:

After learning from the Wizard that I was going to have to have this hematoma drained, I dared to ask,

"So, is this, like, an outpatient or inpatient procedure?"

To which the Wizard replied, while looking at me over his glasses in a fatherly and definitive manner,

"It's an inpatient procedure."

I then realized my stupidness, because given that he messes with brains and skulls all day long, I doubt that any "procedure" that he performs is outpatient!